1 00:00:06,667 --> 00:00:10,667 STAY OUT, YOU BLOODSUCKING LEECHES! 2 00:00:10,667 --> 00:00:13,667 WELCOME TO THE TIPTON, 3 00:00:13,667 --> 00:00:16,000 WHERE YOU AND THE REST OF YOUR BASEBALL TEAM 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,500 WILL BE TREATED WITH THE UTMOST RESPECT AND COURTESY. 5 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:24,000 YOU YANKEES STINK! YOU'RE GOING DOWN! 6 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,200 YEAH, BUT FIRST, 7 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:26,900 CAN YOU AUTOGRAPH MY MITT? 8 00:00:26,900 --> 00:00:28,000 AND MY BALL? 9 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,967 PLEASE GET OUT FROM BEHIND THERE. 10 00:00:29,967 --> 00:00:32,300 NO, NO! NOT OVER THE-- 11 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:33,900 SO SORRY ABOUT THIS. 12 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:36,734 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO DISTURB THE GUESTS? 13 00:00:36,734 --> 00:00:39,667 2,708. 14 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:42,100 BUT IT NEVER GETS OLD. 15 00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:42,967 THANKS. 16 00:00:42,967 --> 00:00:45,400 MY PLEASURE, GUYS. 17 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:49,667 SORRY, DUDE, BUT THIS HAND WILL NEVER TOUCH THE HAND OF A RED SOX RIVAL. 18 00:00:49,667 --> 00:00:52,000 NOT EVEN IF IT HAS TICKETS TO TOMORROW'S GAME IN IT? 19 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,300 I LOVE YOU, YOU STINKIN' YANKEE! 20 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:58,033 YEAH, THANKS! OK. 21 00:00:58,033 --> 00:01:01,600 DON'T BREAK THE YANKEE! 22 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:07,133 ♪ HERE I AM IN YOUR LIFE ♪ 23 00:01:07,133 --> 00:01:09,300 ♪ HERE YOU ARE IN MINE ♪ 24 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:11,800 ♪ YES, WE HAVE A SUITE LIFE ♪ 25 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,500 ♪ MOST OF THE TIME ♪ 26 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:16,033 ♪ YOU AND ME GOT THE WORLD TO SEE ♪ 27 00:01:16,033 --> 00:01:18,000 ♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪ 28 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,767 ♪ JUST ME AND YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ♪ 29 00:01:20,767 --> 00:01:23,300 ♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪ 30 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,200 ♪ IT'S YOU AND ME AND ME AND YOU ♪ 31 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,600 ♪ WE GOT THE WHOLE PLACE TO OURSELVES ♪ 32 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,100 ♪ YOU AND ME, WE GOT IT ALL FOR FREE ♪ 33 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:32,934 ♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪ 34 00:01:32,934 --> 00:01:36,033 ♪ THIS IS THE SUITE LIFE ♪ 35 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:41,100 ♪ WE'VE GOT A SUITE LIFE ♪ 36 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:51,200 WOW! I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY CATCH WITH ONE OF THEM. 37 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:57,033 THEY'RE EVEN CUTER THAN THE HOCKEY TEAM DADDY BOUGHT ME FOR HANUKAH. 38 00:01:57,033 --> 00:02:01,667 HA! YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE BALLPLAYERS BACK IN MY DAY... 39 00:02:01,667 --> 00:02:06,700 LIKE BABE RUTH. WHAT A HUNK! 40 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:08,033 YOU KNEW BABE RUTH? 41 00:02:08,033 --> 00:02:14,367 SURE. WHO DO YOU THINK FIRST CALLED HIM "BABE"? 42 00:02:15,767 --> 00:02:18,300 YOU KNOW, I AM SICK OF CUTE GUYS. 43 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:20,934 I MEAN, WHO CARES ABOUT LOOKS? 44 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,367 OK. 45 00:02:24,367 --> 00:02:25,500 WHAT ELSE IS THERE? 46 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:28,600 HOW ABOUT INTELLIGENCE, SENSE OF HUMOR, 47 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,500 SWEETNESS, A LOT OF CREATIVITY... 48 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:32,767 [CONTINUES MOUTHING WORDS] 49 00:02:32,767 --> 00:02:36,934 OK, IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT, STOP WHEN I STOP. 50 00:02:36,934 --> 00:02:39,567 IF YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT ALL THAT JUNK, 51 00:02:39,567 --> 00:02:42,667 I KNOW THIS GUY GAVIN WHO'D BE PERFECT FOR YOU. 52 00:02:42,667 --> 00:02:44,600 I'LL SET IT UP FOR TOMORROW. 53 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,467 THAT IS SO SWEET! 54 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:48,100 WELL, YOU GUYS HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON. 55 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:52,100 HE HAS BAD SKIN TOO. TONS OF BLACKHEADS. 56 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:57,400 I DO NOT HAVE ANY BLACK--OOH! 57 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,200 IT'S A SPECIAL MAGNIFYING MIRROR 58 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,100 TO ENABLE TO DETECT POTENTIAL PIMPLES 59 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:03,300 WHILE STILL AT A SUBATOMIC LEVEL. 60 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:06,600 MADDIE, HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A FACIAL 61 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:07,834 AND DO YOUR HAIR FOR YOUR DATE TOMORROW? 62 00:03:07,834 --> 00:03:09,500 WE CAN HAVE A LITTLE SPA DAY IN MY SUITE. 63 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:12,600 OOH, ME TOO! I LOVE TO SKI, SPEND, AND SPA. 64 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:14,934 ANYTHING THAT STARTS WITH "S." 65 00:03:14,934 --> 00:03:17,133 OK. WE'LL DO IT TOMORROW. 66 00:03:17,133 --> 00:03:19,100 IT'LL BE SO NICE TO JUST FOR ONCE 67 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:20,100 SPEND A DAY PAMPERING MYSELF 68 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:21,200 INSTEAD OF DOING WHAT THE BOYS WANT TO DO. 69 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:26,233 HEY, MOM, WE GOT 3 TICKETS SO YOU COULD TAKE US TO THE GAME TOMORROW! 70 00:03:26,233 --> 00:03:28,100 WON'T THAT BE FUN? 71 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:28,800 NOT FUN. 72 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:32,367 IT WOULD BE AN OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU TO BOND WITH THE BOYS. 73 00:03:32,367 --> 00:03:34,734 OOH, I SHUDDER JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. 74 00:03:34,734 --> 00:03:37,000 OOH! SEE? 75 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 OOH! OH, FLASHBACK! 76 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,900 THE MORE YOU CONNECT WITH THEM, THE LESS OF YOUR STUFF THEY'LL BREAK. 77 00:03:41,900 --> 00:03:43,867 YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT? 78 00:03:43,867 --> 00:03:47,000 NO. MR. MOSEBY, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, 79 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,600 PLEASE, PLEASE! I NEVER GET A DAY TO MYSELF 80 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,300 AND THE BOYS LOVE YOU. 81 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:53,600 THEY LOVE ME? 82 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,400 NO, BUT... 83 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:58,834 THEY WOULD IF YOU TOOK THEM TO A BASEBALL GAME. 84 00:03:58,834 --> 00:04:00,367 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HOTEL GUY 85 00:04:00,367 --> 00:04:02,867 WON'T TAKE HIS OWN KIDS TO THE BASEBALL GAME. 86 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:04,200 NO, NO, THEY'RE NOT MY KIDS. 87 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:07,400 THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT. MM-HMM. 88 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,967 BUT I HATE BASEBALL. 89 00:04:08,967 --> 00:04:11,400 NOW THAT'S JUST UN-AMERICAN. 90 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:12,500 DO YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY? 91 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:15,500 I GUESS YOU HATE APPLE PIE, TOO, HUH, FELLA? 92 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:19,600 AND PUPPIES! AND YOUR OWN MAMA! 93 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:25,600 SIR, I LOVE MY MAMA! 94 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,834 I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE THE KIDS TO THE GAME. 95 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:34,000 HA HA HA HA HA! WHAT TIME'S KICK-OFF? 96 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:37,567 OH, THE BOYS WILL BE SO THRILLED. YES! 97 00:04:37,567 --> 00:04:39,500 NO! NO! 98 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:40,367 MR. MOSEBY? 99 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:41,400 AT A BASEBALL GAME? 100 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,200 THOSE 2 THINGS JUST DON'T GO TOGETHER. 101 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,500 IT'S LIKE ZACK AND HOMEWORK. 102 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:50,200 OR CODY ON A DATE! 103 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,033 OH, COME ON, GUYS. 104 00:04:51,033 --> 00:04:53,734 HE'S REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING WITH YOU 105 00:04:53,734 --> 00:04:55,133 AND HE LOVES YOU. 106 00:04:55,133 --> 00:04:56,000 HE LOVES US? 107 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:00,233 NO, BUT HE MIGHT IF HE SPENT MORE TIME WITH YOU. 108 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:03,000 PLEASE. I NEVER GET A DAY TO MYSELF, 109 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,800 AND I CHANGED YOUR DIAPERS. 110 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,600 OH, NO. SHE'S PLAYING THE DIAPER CARD AGAIN. 111 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,400 YOU KNOW, MOM, IF WE KNEW YOU WERE 112 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,233 ALWAYS GONNA PULL THAT DIAPER THING, 113 00:05:11,233 --> 00:05:14,400 WE WOULD HAVE JUST SAT IN IT. 114 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:17,200 SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. 115 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:23,400 WOW! THESE SEATS ARE AWESOME! 116 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:26,233 OH! THIS SEAT IS FILTHY! 117 00:05:26,233 --> 00:05:28,133 WELL, WE TOLD YOU TO DRESS CASUAL. 118 00:05:28,133 --> 00:05:31,000 THIS IS CASUAL. I'M WEARING LOAFERS, 119 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,300 AND MY POCKET-WEAR IS LINEN, NOT SILK. 120 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:36,100 AND MY JOCKEY SHORTS ARE A COTTON BLEND. 121 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:38,233 SIT DOWN! 122 00:05:38,667 --> 00:05:40,900 OK. TODAY'S THE DAY. 123 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:43,734 I'M FINALLY GONNA CATCH MY FIRST BALL. 124 00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:44,900 OR IT'LL BOUNCE OFF YOUR HEAD 125 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:47,100 AND WHILE EVERYBODY RUSHES TO STOP THE BLEEDING, 126 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:49,000 I CAN PICK IT UP LIKE LAST TIME. 127 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,934 SHOULD WE BE WEARING PROTECTIVE HEADGEAR? 128 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:53,500 MR. MOSEBY, WHEN YOU WERE A KID, 129 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:56,233 DIDN'T YOU EVER DREAM ABOUT CATCHING A BALL 130 00:05:56,233 --> 00:05:57,200 AT FENWAY PARK? 131 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,133 NO. BACK THEN, THE BALLET WAS MY LIFE. 132 00:06:00,133 --> 00:06:04,100 GEE, THERE'S A SURPRISE, HUH? 133 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:06,600 I WAS JUST A KID IN THE CHORUS, 134 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,500 BUT I ASPIRED TO SOMEDAY BEING PICKED 135 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:13,500 TO DANCE THE CHALLENGING YET COVETED ROLE OF NUTCRACKER PRINCE. 136 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:15,200 SO DID YOU GET TO DO IT? 137 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,600 ALAS, NO. 138 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,100 ONE NASTY TETHERBALL ACCIDENT 139 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:21,367 SHATTERED MY BIG TOE. 140 00:06:21,367 --> 00:06:24,400 IT'S JUST SO PAINFUL FOR ME TO TALK ABOUT. 141 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,667 TRY HAVING TO LISTEN TO IT. 142 00:06:27,667 --> 00:06:31,233 HEY, HEY, CHECK OUT THE LEAD PINAPSKI'S TAKING. 143 00:06:31,233 --> 00:06:32,200 HE'S GONNA STEAL. 144 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:36,133 YOU KNOW, I READ THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF BASEBALL LAST NIGHT. 145 00:06:36,133 --> 00:06:36,834 ALL OF IT? 146 00:06:36,834 --> 00:06:38,200 WELL, YOU HAVE TO BE INFORMED. 147 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,400 DON'T WANT TO APPEAR THE BOOB. 148 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,900 TOO LATE. 149 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:46,200 CURRENT RESEARCH PROVES THAT STEALING A BASE, 150 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,734 WHILE THEATRICAL, 151 00:06:47,734 --> 00:06:49,967 IS STATISTICALLY INADVISABLE. 152 00:06:49,967 --> 00:06:52,400 NO, NO. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S INADVISABLE-- 153 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,734 SHOOTING OFF YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW DIDDLY. 154 00:06:54,734 --> 00:06:58,100 WELL, I'M SURE THIS DIDDLY IS A FINE FELLOW, 155 00:06:58,100 --> 00:06:59,300 BUT STATISTICS DO NOT LIE. 156 00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:03,467 SIR, STEALING THAT BASE WOULD BE A WASTE OF YOUR TIME. 157 00:07:03,467 --> 00:07:05,400 THERE HE GOES. 158 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,233 Umpire: YOU'RE OUT! 159 00:07:07,233 --> 00:07:10,967 Crowd: OH! 160 00:07:10,967 --> 00:07:13,600 TOLD YOU! 161 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,300 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 162 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:16,467 COULD YOU GET THAT? 163 00:07:16,467 --> 00:07:19,700 SURE. COME IN! 164 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:24,000 OH. AAH! 165 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,767 SOMETHING'S EATING MADDIE'S HEAD! 166 00:07:26,767 --> 00:07:27,467 IT'S MY HAIR. 167 00:07:27,467 --> 00:07:30,934 IT'S HUMID OUTSIDE, WHICH TENDS TO MAKE IT A LITTLE FRIZZY. 168 00:07:30,934 --> 00:07:34,200 A LITTLE? YOU LOOK LIKE THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN. 169 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,867 ARE WE DONE MAKING FUN OF MY HAIR? 170 00:07:35,867 --> 00:07:38,000 NOT QUITE. ♪ YOUR HAIR LOOKS FUNNY ♪ 171 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,400 ♪ YOUR HAIR LOOKS FUNNY ♪ OK. NOW I'M DONE. 172 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:44,000 DON'T WORRY. BY THE TIME WE'RE DONE, 173 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,767 YOUR BLIND DATE'S GONNA THINK YOU'RE GORGEOUS. 174 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:49,700 AH. 175 00:07:54,133 --> 00:07:56,667 Crowd: OH! 176 00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:57,867 Umpire: YOU'RE OUT! 177 00:07:57,867 --> 00:07:59,300 Crowd: YAY! 178 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:01,834 YOU STINK! GO BACK TO NEW YORK! 179 00:08:01,834 --> 00:08:04,467 ISN'T THAT THE NICE MAN WHO GAVE US THESE TICKETS? 180 00:08:04,467 --> 00:08:07,400 ANOTHER REASON TO HATE THE YANKEES. 181 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:10,000 ZACK, HOW COULD YOU BE SO RUDE? 182 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,300 MISS MANNERS, THIS IS A BASEBALL GAME. 183 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:13,500 IT'S NOT YOUR BALLET CLASS. 184 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:19,233 MOCK ME IF YOU WILL, BUT I WAS THE ONLY BOY AMONGST 20 PRETTY GIRLS. 185 00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:21,834 MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO FOOL. 186 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,133 ALL RIGHT. YEAH. 187 00:08:23,133 --> 00:08:26,400 LOOK. IT'S HIS FIRST TIME. CUT HIM SOME SLACK. 188 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:30,000 OH, NOT TO WORRY. I CAN RAZZ WITH THE BEST OF THEM. 189 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,934 HEY...YANKEE...PERSON. 190 00:08:33,934 --> 00:08:36,600 YOUR SHOELACE IS UNTIED. 191 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:41,300 IT'S NOT REALLY. I'M JUST SAYING THAT AS A PLOY. 192 00:08:41,300 --> 00:08:42,600 CLEVER. 193 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,767 YOU SWING LIKE A GIRL! YOU'RE WEAK! 194 00:08:44,767 --> 00:08:48,967 YOU'D NEVER MAKE IT AS A NUTCRACKER. 195 00:08:48,967 --> 00:08:50,967 THAT'S TELLING HIM. 196 00:08:50,967 --> 00:08:51,500 MM-HMM. 197 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:53,100 Announcer: AND NOW, PLEASE RISE 198 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:55,600 FOR THE SEVENTH INNING STRETCH. 199 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:56,400 OOH! 200 00:08:56,400 --> 00:09:00,400 [MUSIC PLAYING] 201 00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:13,000 OH! 202 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,700 ISN'T THIS THE LIFE? 203 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:16,734 TOO BAD WE CAN'T DO IT EVERY DAY. 204 00:09:16,734 --> 00:09:20,200 WELL, YOU CAN'T, BUT I CAN. YAY! 205 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:20,934 [SNAPS] 206 00:09:20,934 --> 00:09:22,867 OW! WHY'D YOU DO THAT? 207 00:09:22,867 --> 00:09:26,700 IT STIMULATES THE CIRCULATION IN YOUR FOREHEAD, 208 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,300 PREVENTS WRINKLES. 209 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:30,467 OH. OK. 210 00:09:30,467 --> 00:09:31,734 OW! [SNAPS] 211 00:09:31,734 --> 00:09:32,734 OW. 212 00:09:32,734 --> 00:09:35,500 OW...OW... 213 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:37,100 AREN'T YOU GUYS AFRAID OF WRINKLES? 214 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:43,800 NAH! WHEN THE TIME COMES, I'M GONNA GROW OLD GRACEFULLY. 215 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:47,000 OK, MADDIE, LET'S GET STARTED ON YOUR HAIR. 216 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:52,800 COME OVER HERE AND LET'S WORK SOME MAGIC. 217 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:57,200 AND FOR MY FIRST TRICK, I MADE THE COMB DISAPPEAR. 218 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:01,767 NNNH! UHH! 219 00:10:01,967 --> 00:10:03,033 IT'S OK. IT'LL BE FINE 220 00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:04,367 ONCE WE WASH, CONDITION, BLOW DRY, 221 00:10:04,367 --> 00:10:06,900 STRAIGHT IRON AND POSSIBLY SHAVE YOUR HEAD. 222 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,200 WHAT?! I'M KIDDING. 223 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,033 [SIGHS] 224 00:10:09,033 --> 00:10:10,600 AS LONG AS I STAY INSIDE. 225 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,400 OTHERWISE, IT'S ATTACK OF THE KILLER HAIR. 226 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:16,100 THEN IT WAS PRETTY SMART OF ME TO ARRANGE YOUR DATE HERE AT THE HOTEL. 227 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:20,033 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHY SOME PEOPLE THINK I'M STUPID. 228 00:10:20,033 --> 00:10:23,400 OW, OW, OW, OW... 229 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,934 IT'S A MYSTERY, ALL RIGHT. 230 00:10:28,467 --> 00:10:29,867 Umpire: STRIKE! 231 00:10:29,867 --> 00:10:30,867 Crowd: AW! 232 00:10:30,867 --> 00:10:32,567 YOU'RE BLIND! 233 00:10:32,567 --> 00:10:34,467 YOU TELL HIM, FANCY-PANTS! 234 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,500 THANKS, ARTIE. HEY, SOME POPCORN? 235 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:37,567 YEAH. DON'T MIND IF I DO. 236 00:10:37,567 --> 00:10:39,734 MR. MOSEBY, YOUR HAT'S EMPTY. 237 00:10:39,734 --> 00:10:42,233 AH! WE'LL REFILL IT, BOYS. 238 00:10:42,233 --> 00:10:44,500 HEY, HOW ABOUT SOME PEANUTS? 239 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:45,133 YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 240 00:10:45,133 --> 00:10:49,000 HEY, WAITER, 3 ORDERS OF YOUR FINEST PEANUTS, PLEASE. 241 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000 AND SOME COTTON CANDY? 242 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,500 SURE. AND SOME--OOH! 243 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,133 NEVER MIND. HUH? 244 00:10:54,133 --> 00:10:54,734 HEY! 245 00:10:54,734 --> 00:10:59,600 OH! GOOD THING I DIDN'T ORDER THE CANNED HAM. 246 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:02,300 I GOTTA SAY, MR. MOSEBY, 247 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,200 FOR A STICK IN THE MUD, YOU'RE OK. 248 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:08,367 HMM. AND FOR A PAIN IN THE DERRIÈRE, SO ARE YOU. 249 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:10,200 THIS STINKS. IT'S THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH, 250 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:14,233 THE SOX ARE LOSING, AND NOW I'LL NEVER CATCH A BALL. 251 00:11:14,233 --> 00:11:17,033 IT'S NOT OVER YET. IF HE HITS THIS, 252 00:11:17,033 --> 00:11:19,467 WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE OF WINNING. 253 00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:20,900 HMM! 254 00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:24,500 IT'S COMING TO US! 255 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,033 NO! DON'T CATCH THAT! 256 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:26,700 NO! 257 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:29,300 ALL RIGHT! I CAUGHT IT! 258 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,300 I CAUGHT IT! 259 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:32,567 I CAUGHT IT FOR YOU. 260 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,100 NO, THANKS. 261 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:34,900 OH, BUT I INSIST. 262 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:36,834 KEEP IT. OH, BUT YOU WANTED ONE. 263 00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:38,300 NOT THAT ONE. WHY NOT? 264 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:41,200 Announcer: INTERFERENCE. THE BATTER IS OUT. 265 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,500 THE YANKEES WIN. 266 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:43,467 THAT'S WHY! 267 00:11:43,467 --> 00:11:48,800 TO THINK I SHARED POPCORN WITH THE LIKES OF YOU. 268 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,667 NICE GOING, MR. MOSEBY. 269 00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:51,500 YOU LOST US THE GAME. 270 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:54,567 YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE MOST HATED MAN IN BOSTON. 271 00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:58,367 OH, PISH-POSH. I THINK YOU'RE BLOWING THIS ALL OUT OF PROPORTION. 272 00:11:58,367 --> 00:11:59,967 LOOK. 273 00:11:59,967 --> 00:12:04,934 [CROWD BOOING AND YELLING] 274 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:18,967 DOES MY HAIR LOOK OK? 275 00:12:18,967 --> 00:12:20,800 AMAZING. I MEAN, NO ONE WOULD KNOW 276 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,000 IT'S ACTUALLY A GIANT TUMBLEWEED. 277 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,600 OK. 278 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,600 LONDON. 279 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,400 GAVIN! 280 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,400 THIS IS MADDIE. MADDIE, THIS IS GAVIN. 281 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,667 HI. 282 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,900 HI. 283 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:36,834 YOU KNOW, FOR 2 SMART PEOPLE, 284 00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,700 YOU GUYS DON'T SAY VERY MUCH. 285 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:40,300 THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE SO SMART, 286 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,567 WE CAN COMMUNICATE TELEPATHICALLY. 287 00:12:42,567 --> 00:12:45,834 OH, YEAH? OH, WHAT'S SHE SAYING? 288 00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:46,667 AND DON'T TALK. 289 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,767 MADDIE JUST SAID SHE THINKS 290 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,200 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT TIME. 291 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,667 AND GAVIN JUST SAID HE WISHES YOU'D LEAVE. 292 00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:59,000 [GASPS] WELL! THAT'S THE RUDEST THING I'VE NEVER HEARD! 293 00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:01,900 SIR, YOUR TABLE IS READY. 294 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,000 AAH! WELL, IF IT ISN'T LITTLE MISS 295 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:09,967 "I'M SORRY, BUT THIS HOTEL DOESN'T STOCK YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF GUM." 296 00:13:09,967 --> 00:13:13,000 PATRICK, NO ONE LIKES COCONUT GUM. 297 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,400 I DO, SO APPARENTLY I'M A NO ONE. 298 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,000 THIS WAY. 299 00:13:18,934 --> 00:13:20,567 WAIT. NO, NO, NO, NO. 300 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:23,400 WE HAVE TO HAVE A TABLE INSIDE. 301 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:26,300 PLEASE... ST. PATRICK. 302 00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:29,400 SO, I SEE. NOW I'M A SOMEONE. 303 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,400 NO, IT'S JUST THAT IT'S REALLY HUMID OUT THERE. 304 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:34,600 YES. THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE LACK OF AVAILABLE TABLES IN HERE. 305 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:38,667 WE'LL WAIT. HOW SOON CAN YOU SEAT US INSIDE? 306 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,700 BREAKFAST. 307 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:43,734 SPLENDID DECISION. RIGHT THIS WAY. 308 00:13:43,734 --> 00:13:44,567 BALMY, ISN'T IT? 309 00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:46,300 ENOUGH SMALL TALK. HERE'S YOUR TABLE. 310 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:50,900 HERE ARE YOUR MENUS. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CRAYONS? 311 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,233 WELL, THIS ISN'T SO BAD. 312 00:13:57,233 --> 00:13:59,600 WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND? 313 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,367 [GASPS] 314 00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:03,700 [DIALS] 315 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,200 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 316 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,367 HELLO. 317 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,934 CAREY, THIS IS A DISASTER. 318 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,367 WHAT'S THE MATTER? IS YOUR DATE A DUD? 319 00:14:09,367 --> 00:14:13,700 TELL HIM YOUR HUSBAND JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL. 320 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:15,133 WORKS FOR ME EVERY TIME. 321 00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:19,867 NO. HE'S GREAT, BUT WE'RE OUTSIDE, IT'S 95% HUMIDITY, 322 00:14:19,867 --> 00:14:23,300 AND I CAN HEAR MY HAIR FRIZZING. 323 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,967 [FRIZZING] 324 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,700 THANK GOODNESS. SANCTUARY. 325 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:33,367 TRAITOR! 326 00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:35,667 HOW DARE YOU SHOW YOUR FACE IN HERE? 327 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:36,567 I'M THE MANAGER. 328 00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:40,700 WELL, MR. MANAGER, I BET YOUR MAMA DON'T LOVE YOU NOW. 329 00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:45,967 WELL, SHE DID LEAVE A NASTY MESSAGE ON MY CELL PHONE. 330 00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:49,133 IF ANYONE ASKS, WE DON'T KNOW YOU. 331 00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:50,500 WE JUST MET YOU AT THE GAME. 332 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,600 AND WE DIDN'T HIT IT OFF. 333 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:55,200 WE WERE HAVING FUN. WE WERE BONDING. 334 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:59,867 I'M SORRY. MOM SAYS NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS. 335 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,367 OH, HI. HOW WAS THE GAME? 336 00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:05,600 OH, FINE, IF YOU LIKE BEING PELTED BY PEANUTS. 337 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,100 GREAT. GLAD YOU HAD FUN. 338 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,300 I RAN AS FAST AS I COULD. 339 00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:12,934 NOT FAST ENOUGH. IT'S GROWING! 340 00:15:12,934 --> 00:15:15,200 NO, IT'S OK. I GOT HERE IN TIME. 341 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,667 IN TIME FOR WHAT? 342 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:22,400 IN TIME TO RECOMMEND THE STEAK. IT'S FANTASTIC. 343 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:26,100 COOL. CAN WE HAVE SOME WATER, PLEASE? 344 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,300 I'M NOT A WAITRESS. 345 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,200 THEN WHO ARE YOU? 346 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,300 I'M A SINGER. SHE'S A CHEF. 347 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,800 I'M A SINGING CHEF. 348 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:33,867 ♪ ENJOY YOUR MEAL ♪ 349 00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:38,734 ♪ TRY THE STEAK, NOT THE VEAL ♪ 350 00:15:41,867 --> 00:15:44,500 IT REALLY IS HUMID TONIGHT, ISN'T IT? 351 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:48,667 IS IT? I HADN'T NOTICED. 352 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,300 COULD YOU EXCUSE ME? COULD YOU EXCUSE ME? 353 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:57,300 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 354 00:15:57,300 --> 00:16:01,400 I AM NOT STAYING IN ANY HOTEL MANAGED BY SOME BENEDICT ARNOLD. 355 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:04,300 ME, NEITHER. I'M CHECKING OUT AND I'M GOING TO STAY AT THE ST. MARK. 356 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:05,567 BLAME ME IF YOU MUST, 357 00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:09,467 BUT PLEASE DO NOT PUNISH THIS MAGNIFICENT HOTEL. 358 00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:10,233 I'D RATHER DIE. 359 00:16:10,233 --> 00:16:13,133 WORKS FOR US. WORKS FOR US. 360 00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:14,133 POOR MR. MOSEBY. 361 00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:16,200 IF I HADN'T MADE SUCH A BIG DEAL 362 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,200 ABOUT NEVER CATCHING A BALL, 363 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,100 HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE IN THIS FIX. 364 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:21,467 YEAH. 365 00:16:21,467 --> 00:16:23,200 WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING. 366 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,400 YEAH. WANNA GO GET SOME ICE CREAM? 367 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,100 SURE. 368 00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:31,000 AAH! 369 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,300 SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY. OH! 370 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,467 THE HAIRSPRAY IS WEARING OFF. 371 00:16:35,467 --> 00:16:37,300 I THINK I'VE BUILT UP AN IMMUNITY TO IT. 372 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,200 OK. IT'S A LITTLE FRIZZY. 373 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:39,700 HOW LITTLE? 374 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:43,200 SOMEWHERE BETWEEN A TROLL DOLL AND AN UNSHEARED SHEEP. 375 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,667 [GASPS] 376 00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:47,400 AH, MISS LONDON, 377 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,500 MAY I GET YOU A TABLE INSIDE? 378 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,900 BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WASN'T ANYTHING AVAILABLE INSIDE. 379 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:55,767 I'M SORRY. DOES YOUR FATHER OWN THIS HOTEL? I DIDN'T THINK SO. 380 00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:58,200 THANK YOU, PATRICK, BUT I JUST CAME UP 381 00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,467 TO CHECK ON MY FRIENDS' DATE. 382 00:16:59,467 --> 00:17:01,200 ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY I SHOULD 383 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,400 AFTER YOU THOUGHT RUDE THINGS TO ME. 384 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:07,400 WELL, WE APOLOGIZE. NOW PLEASE HELP ME BLOT. 385 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,934 YOU GOT A MOP? 386 00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:10,700 THAT'S WHY I NEED YOUR HELP. 387 00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,033 SEE, I REALLY LIKE MADDIE, 388 00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:13,300 WHICH MAKES ME A LITTLE NERVOUS, 389 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,800 SO IT MAKES ME SWEAT EVEN MORE, 390 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,033 BUT I DON'T WANT HER TO SEE MY SWEATING, 391 00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:17,734 SO I HAVE TO KEEP RUNNING IN HERE TO BLOT, 392 00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:20,000 WHICH MAKES ME SWEAT MORE. 393 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,600 EW, EW, EW-EW-EW-EW-EW. 394 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,934 TAKE CARE OF THIS. 395 00:17:27,934 --> 00:17:29,967 Gavin: THANKS. 396 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:34,300 HEY, WOULD YOU MIND PUTTING SOME DEODORANT ON MY BACK? 397 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,367 COME WITH ME. 398 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,300 THAT'S NOT WORKING. 399 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,500 IT'S ALIVE! 400 00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:44,867 ♪ I RECOMMEND THE CREME BRULÉE ♪ 401 00:17:44,867 --> 00:17:49,467 ♪ I RECOMMEND YOU GO AWAY ♪ 402 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,467 LOOK, YOU'VE BOTH BEEN HIDING SOMETHING. 403 00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:57,300 THE TRUTH IS--HOW DO I SAY THIS NICELY? 404 00:17:57,300 --> 00:18:02,100 MADDIE'S A FRIZZY-HAIRED FREAK AND GAVIN SWEATS LIKE A DONKEY IN A SAUNA. 405 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:06,100 SO NOW YOU GUYS CAN JUST RELAX AND ENJOY YOUR DATE. 406 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:10,600 I MEAN, IF YOU CAN FORGET HOW HIDEOUS YOU BOTH LOOK. 407 00:18:11,734 --> 00:18:12,600 [LAUGHS] 408 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:16,500 OH, GREAT. MORE SMARTY-PANTS SILENT TALK. 409 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,500 OK, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SAYING? 410 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,567 I SAID THAT I LOVE CURLY HAIR. 411 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:26,100 AND I SAID THAT A LITTLE PERSPIRATION NEVER HURT ANYBODY. 412 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:29,700 OH! THIS IS SO ROMANTIC! 413 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:33,000 IN AN INCREDIBLY ICKY KIND OF WAY. 414 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,400 NOW WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 415 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:39,233 GAVIN WANTS TO THANK YOU FOR SETTING UP OUR DATE AND THEN SAVING IT. 416 00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:40,100 OH! 417 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:41,200 AND MADDIE WANTS YOU TO LEAVE. 418 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:45,100 WELL, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING UP HERE? 419 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,000 NOTHING? NOTHING? 420 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,500 WOW, YOU GUYS ARE GOOD. 421 00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:57,300 I JUST HOPE MR. MOSEBY'S OK. 422 00:18:57,300 --> 00:19:00,600 WELL, IF YOU'RE SO CONCERNED, WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK HIM? 423 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,033 MR. MOSEBY! 424 00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:03,033 DIT-DIT-DIT-DIT-DIT! 425 00:19:03,033 --> 00:19:04,467 THERE HE IS! 426 00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:08,367 OH! OH, MY! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO PUNCHING! 427 00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:11,734 I CAN'T TAKE HITTING. OH! UHH! 428 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,100 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE MOST HATED MAN IN BOSTON? 429 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:17,033 I DIDN'T MEAN TO COST THE SOX THEIR GAME. 430 00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:19,100 DO YOU THINK YOU'LL HAVE TO LEAVE BOSTON? 431 00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:22,600 LEAVE BOSTON? HE SHOULD LEAVE THE COUNTRY! 432 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,100 YEAH! YEAH! 433 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:24,967 HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS. 434 00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:28,567 HOLD MY CONE. I'M GOING IN. 435 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,033 LEAVE HIM ALONE! 436 00:19:31,033 --> 00:19:31,600 WHO ARE YOU? 437 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,200 I'M THE KID HE TOOK TO THE GAME. 438 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:36,033 I DON'T KNOW EITHER OF THEM! 439 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,600 WHY'D YOU PULL SUCH A BONEHEAD MOVE? 440 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,734 HE COULDN'T HELP DOING SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID. 441 00:19:41,734 --> 00:19:43,700 IT WAS HIS FIRST GAME. 442 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:47,500 WAIT. A GROWN MAN WHO'S NEVER BEEN TO A BASEBALL GAME? 443 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,133 YEAH. FAT CHANCE. 444 00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:50,133 IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HIS MOM MADE HIM 445 00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:53,300 WEAR TIGHTS AND PLAY BALLET. 446 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:56,900 ACTUALLY, I QUITE ENJOYED THE DANCING. 447 00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,133 BUT YOU GO AHEAD. 448 00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:01,800 IT MAY NOT HAVE BEEN THE SMARTEST MOVE, 449 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,867 BUT HE CAUGHT THAT BALL FOR ME, 450 00:20:03,867 --> 00:20:06,600 FOR A KID WHO ALWAYS DREAMED OF CATCHING ONE. 451 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,400 BUT WAS TOO LAME TO DO IT HIMSELF 452 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:13,133 BECAUSE HE HAS LOUSY HAND-EYE COORDINATION. 453 00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:18,233 I HAVE ASTIGMATISM. 454 00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:20,400 LOOK, DON'T YOU ALL REMEMBER 455 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,467 WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO GO TO YOUR FIRST BASEBALL GAME, 456 00:20:23,467 --> 00:20:25,033 TO WALK THROUGH THAT DARK TUNNEL 457 00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:28,400 AND SUDDENLY SEE THE STADIUM OPEN UP IN FRONT OF YOU? 458 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:28,934 YEAH. YEAH. 459 00:20:28,934 --> 00:20:32,900 SMELLING THE NEWLY-CUT GRASS AND THE FRESH, ROASTED PEANUTS. 460 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:33,600 YEAH. YEAH. 461 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,767 THE FAT FAN'S NACHO BURPS. 462 00:20:36,767 --> 00:20:38,734 [ALL GROAN] 463 00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:39,867 THE POINT IS, 464 00:20:39,867 --> 00:20:42,400 THIS MAN DIDN'T THINK HE'D LIKE BASEBALL, 465 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,133 BUT ONCE HE GOT THERE, HE LOVED IT. 466 00:20:44,133 --> 00:20:48,400 SO HE GOT SWEPT AWAY IN THE EXCITEMENT AND CAUGHT THE BALL. 467 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,600 HE DID IT FOR ME. 468 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,200 HE MAY BE THE MOST HATED MAN IN BOSTON, 469 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,400 BUT TO ME, HE'S A HERO. 470 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,367 AW! AW! 471 00:20:56,367 --> 00:20:58,500 YOU KNOW, THE KID'S GOT A POINT. 472 00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,467 YEAH. YEAH. 473 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,900 AND ISN'T THAT WHAT BASEBALL'S ALL ABOUT? 474 00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:04,867 NOT WINNING OR LOSING BUT THE LOVE OF THE GAME? 475 00:21:04,867 --> 00:21:05,834 YEAH. 476 00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:12,367 NOT IF YOU LOST YOUR PAYCHECK BETTING ON THE SOX. 477 00:21:12,367 --> 00:21:13,500 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 478 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,867 AND IT KNOCKED US OUT OF FIRST PLACE. 479 00:21:15,867 --> 00:21:17,100 BEHIND THE YANKEES. 480 00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,934 I HATE THE YANKEES. 481 00:21:18,934 --> 00:21:21,767 I HATE HIM! 482 00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:23,500 GET HIM! YEAH! 483 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:26,100 RUN, BOYS, RUN! 484 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:32,100 LET ME KNOW IF YOU CATCH HIM! 485 00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:38,300 AS I MAY HAVE MENTIONED 486 00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:41,200 EVERY 5 MINUTES FOR THE LAST HOUR AND A HALF-- BUT WHO'S COUNTING?-- 487 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,200 IT'S CLOSING TIME. 488 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,467 ISN'T IT JUST A GORGEOUS NIGHT? 489 00:21:45,467 --> 00:21:48,200 ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. 490 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,467 FINE. IF YOU WANT TO STAY, I HAVE ONE FAVOR TO ASK. 491 00:21:51,467 --> 00:21:53,300 WE'VE RUN OUT OF STEEL WOOL IN THE KITCHEN. 492 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:55,400 WE'D LOVE TO SCRUB THE POTS OUT WITH YOUR HAIR!